The Happy Sunshine Gang
No. 13.
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The Happy Sunshine Gang
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October 4th, 2013
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The Proud History of the Ballerina Ninjas
Not many people are aware of the fact that within their own community, there is a secret organization dedicated to preventing crime while still keeping their hair in a tight bun. This underworld organization is the Society of Ballerina Ninjas.
Now, you may be saying, “Ballerina ninjas? I’ve heard of ballerinas and I’ve heard of ninjas but I have never heard of the two of them put together.” Well, I assure you, it is quite true. The society was first formed in the early 2000’s, when two young ladies, avid dancers, learned that both ballerinas and ninjas have pretty much the same skill set. They are both graceful, stealthy, and dangerous when attacked. For this reason, we advise you not to attack them.
After a brief period when said society couldn’t recruit any members, they started to acquire ballerina ninjas with amazing speed. Who knows why their rate of acceptance suddenly picked up? I certainly don’t. But as their membership increased, so did their notoriety and suddenly, the rate of crime in the area decreased dramatically. So if you’re thinking about committing a crime, keep an eye out. Keep looking back over your shoulder when you’re alone at night. You never know when they might be watching you.
-Glinda, Witch of the North (due to Gavin Stalin being unavailable for writing this this week.)
‘The Form’
I am changing the subscription/ordering materials process to simply contacting our creative works director, Glinda, Witch of the North, at niesbixby@gmail.com, or contacting her assistant-person, ScienceWalls at luckylydi@gmail.com.
Opinions
We want to hear what you have to say about the Happy Sunshine Gang, or about other events or things in our world. Or our heads. Yes, that works, too. If you give your opinions in written form via a hard copy, or as an email to niesbixby@gmail.com or sciencewalls@rocketship.com (yes it’s real), it may be published in the HSG.
The History Of The Universe
By The Infamous Gavin Stalin
I have recently enjoyed reading through this series of politically correct history. In my TARDIS, I have traveled far and wide throughout the universe of Dangon(which contains my home planet, Gallifrey), but I have little experience with this large universe(which has, throughout history, housed the Earths). This reading has been interesting and educational. It grasped my attention, yet it taught me things I had never known about this vast space called the Universe. It gives politically correct information, interesting facts, and dates of when these events occurred. I enjoyed learning about the 5 martian states (Krpr,rprK, prKr, rKrp, and Bobland) and how they invented things that we require for survival, such as: the wheel(Bobland), algebra (rprK), the laser (rprK), basic mathematics (CLAIMED:Bobland), computer (rprK), Fujien computer (rprK, Steve Jobsien), Windows:Mars Edition (Bobland, Bill Galien, the black hole (Bobland), and The Death Star (Bobland). The author, Gavin Stalin, is an amazing author and I have decided to do many more reviews on his works. 5 stars for Mr. Stalin!
-Gabseh
Serial
This year, the HSG plans on continuing with a regular serial (regular in the meaning that there will consistently be one, not that they will be regular) each week/issue. Last year, it was found that the HSG’s serial was one of the most major draws to the HSG.
Serial... Cereal?
Two days later, Jackson was sitting in the county lockup, waiting to be charged with a crime. After being punched, he had ruthlessly beaten Johnson into a coma. Johnson was now in the hospital, with at least five machines hooked up to him keeping him alive. So, of course, people were a bit upset. Jackson’s colleagues completely supported his actions and were working on getting him out of prison. Their hatred for the employees of Krispy Krunchies had only increased since the altercation. Not that they would tell anyone, but they were secretly planning to destroy the Krispy Krunchies factory. And all the while, Jackson lounged in his tiny little jail cell, staring at the walls.
Word Search
‘The History of the Universe’ by Gavin Stalin
RPRK, KRPR, PRKR, RKRP, Bobland, Universe, History, Andromeda
Creativity Corner
Nothing this week. Look here next week!
Stereotyping States
Who knows? Our writers thought that this section would be fun. So, without any further explanation...
Nevada
Gamblers. All of them. Need we say more? No. We don’t.
33 Haikus About Poetry
I wrote 33 haikus about poetry last year for poetry warmup exercises. Enjoy!
Poetry IV
Poetry is not
Exciting or boring but
Something on its own
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Thoughts for the Independent Mind
Greetings friends,
So this week is going to be something i hoped i would never ever do, yet here i am. Presenting you with a bit of a rant yet a bit of a thank you. A used opportunity to come clean you could say. I am an introvert, always have been. Sure i may be loud and obnoxious with the people that i am close to but other than that i am quiet and deathly nervous and overall strange. This said, i care so much for those who have always been there for me. Always have, always will. No matter what. Needless to say now, i tend to get a bit more than upset when people wrong them, even if I don’t know how to show it. This is now going to evolve into a complaining rant because I don't know how to express the following without it.
To the few who are guilty,
you don’t know anything about anyone you simply haven't cared to get to know. I know that I don’t know the first thing about you either. I’m just here to gently nudge people to please please find enough compassion to other human beings to either leave each other alone or care enough to try to learn a single thing about them before you turn to judging. I say this because no one is the same as another, no matter what society says. There is a better and a worse version of ourselves in each of us, its what we chose to project that decides which we are.
And to those who have put up with me for this long, you know who you are. Thank you.
-Science Walls
Thoughts for the Apocalypse Thrillseeker
Now you see me. The phrase has been coined by numerous magicians across the ages. And playwrights, as well. The phrase is essential in the play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. For those of you who are blissfully unaware of Shakespeare, the aforementioned are characters in Hamlet. In this new play, they are the main characters.
As opposed to in Hamlet, where you see all of the action of the play head on, in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, we spend nearly the entire time in endless chambers in Elsinore Castle, only hearing snatches of what’s going on outside. The two characters ponder endlessly the meaning of life, what happens after death, and the choices we make. As you know, the two of them are dead by the end of Hamlet’s stirring of the pot, but during this play, we get to see them alive and vibrant with detail Shakespeare never could have imagined.
Now you see me. Now you don’t.
-Glinda, Witch of the North
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